Let's Pretend This Never Happened

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

weeaboo problems #121

tachibanamakotos:

accidentally sayin “itadakimasu” before u eat ass

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

slyfoxhound:

Last things before the move!  Editing videos for my homies!  Florida I’ll see you Tuesday if things go to plan!

slyfoxhound:

Last things before the move! Editing videos for my homies! Florida I’ll see you Tuesday if things go to plan!

I was nominated to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge by my sister, Carrie Barkschat. (http://opticalintrusion.tumblr.com/).

I challenge Mary (http://bad-ass-uke.tumblr.com/) ; Jayden (http://galiv.tumblr.com/) and Maya (http://idontknowhowtodealwithyou.tumblr.com/).

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons